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Turns out, Pandas have been ‘doing anal’ all along


Scientists in the reproductive physiology department at the San Diego Zoo have discovered, through the use of thermal imagining, a general predilection for ‘black and white back-door action’ in the … Continue reading

June 22, 2017 · Leave a comment

Trump gets first full erection


President Trump announced to the world’s press that with his missile strikes on Syria, the US was entering a heightened military state – to match his own elevated level arousal.  … Continue reading

April 11, 2017 · Leave a comment

Sex Ed. rebranded as the ‘Prevent Agenda’


Preventing ‘you know what’ is set become compulsory in all England’s schools, with all acts of radical sexualisation reported to MI5.  Teachers will be required to be on the lookout … Continue reading

April 10, 2017 · Leave a comment

Employment rights for men contemplating sex


Hot on the heels of new legislation to protect expectant mothers, men are also demanding job protection whenever they plan to impregnate someone.  Statistics suggest as much 72% of all … Continue reading

February 16, 2017 · Leave a comment

Hitler’s wife’s knickers ‘still’ an awkward Xmas present


Still looking for that special gift which says silky M&S luxury, yet with a hint of Nazi memorabilia?  Why not splash £3,000 at auction on Eva Braun’s lilac pants; it … Continue reading

November 23, 2016 · Leave a comment

Trump legalizes sex with daughters


In a landmark ruling, the new President of the US has prioritized reducing the stigma attached to fatherly love and ‘pussy grabbing’; in a clear attempt to bring America and … Continue reading

November 15, 2016 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: I can’t believe the hoops you have to jump through just to get your PIP claim approved these days


WINNER: I can’t believe the hoops you have to jump through just to get your PIP claim approved these days (from nathanjchapman) This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE: … Continue reading

October 2, 2016 · 1 Comment

Apple reduces bodily orifices down to one


Having phased out the redundant headphone socket, hardware designers have turned their attention to the outmoded bOdy 2.0. Removing all but the face aperture, Apple hope that this slimmed-down version … Continue reading

September 26, 2016 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: Hinkley Point? More like a Chinese takeaway.


WINNER: Hinkley Point? More like a Chinese takeaway. (from MarySpence81) This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE: 24th Sept 2016 RUNNERS UP ‘Urgh!’ (from ZZRMark) ‘Let go of my … Continue reading

September 24, 2016 · Leave a comment

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