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Man finds Pokémon in bed with his wife

Avid Pokémon Go enthusiast, Adam Brooks (34), was less than enthusiastic about finding the elusive ‘Mew’ in bed with his wife.  The couple were caught ‘inflagranti’ – which ironically sounds … Continue reading

March 30, 2021 · Leave a comment

Post-coital cuddle goes on 30 seconds too long

Happily married couple, Aadi and Caroline Baptiste, were just enjoying the afterglow of a rigorous bout of lovemaking, when both discovered, simultaneously, that they had outstayed their welcome.  Caught in … Continue reading

September 3, 2020 · Leave a comment

Ketchup works for everything – except sex play

Britain’s favourite red gravy can be smeared on any meal with no ill effects, but the moment it is introduced into bedtime frolics, it not only kills the moment, but … Continue reading

July 1, 2020 · Leave a comment

Sex position of the week: The reverse cow-herd immunity

Boris Johnson has decided to spice up his COBRA meetings, with a variety of emergency positions, designed to makes us all ‘sweat’.  He has thrown out the Kama Sutra and … Continue reading

March 19, 2020 · Leave a comment

TV producers excited by new reality show ‘Survival Sex’

Continuing their long running franchise of ‘grim reality’, the Government is helping tens of thousands of people to live their dream, of appearing on TV with a MP’s hand up … Continue reading

November 13, 2019 · Leave a comment

Imagining Boris’s sex life causes pound to sink to 28-month low

  As news that the UK’s newest PM and oldest blagger had installed his ‘lover’ in No.10, currency markets were forced to concede that he had probably already ‘spaffed on … Continue reading

August 6, 2019 · Leave a comment

MPs to stop funding abuse – unless its their own

The Government is to take a strong line in withdrawing funding from any institution harbouring sexual predators, unless of course its a Premiership football team, a Weinstein production or the … Continue reading

March 6, 2018 · Leave a comment

Old western men looking for love in your local area

Asian websites have reported being flooded by pop-ups offering ‘no-strings attached’ casual sex from middle-aged singletons based in the Winchester area.  Erotically posed in figure-hugging cardigans, these provocative images of … Continue reading

October 5, 2017 · 4 Comments

 Ban on child sex robots sitting SATs

While two-fifths of primary pupils have failed their curriculum exams, three-fifths passed because their canny parents used an android-surrogate. Originally, robot ethicists had been concerned that these robots would be … Continue reading

July 13, 2017 · Leave a comment

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