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Max Clifford to take 8 years to update his autobiography


By popular request and judge’s order, the ironically infamous PR guru is to spend a ‘little longer than expected’ fleshing out the chapters of his even more ironically titled ‘Max … Continue reading

May 13, 2014 · Leave a comment

Ebola bookies favourite to win Britain’s Got Talent


The odds of a non-UK resident winning Series 8 of the ever popular talent show has dramatically shortened, with the late entry of an outbreak of virulent hemorrhagic fever from … Continue reading

April 7, 2014 · Leave a comment

Kate Bush Tour forces all other female singers into early retirement


Through a combination of George Osborne’s generous pension provision in his budget and the surprise tour of the UK’s ‘last spark of originality’, many of the world’s leading musicians plan … Continue reading

March 24, 2014 · Leave a comment

‘Not guilty means never having to say you’re sorry’ says Lib Dem Peer‏


While accusations of sexual harassment still persist, Baron Rennard of Wavertree has sensibly opted for the ‘Ryan O’Neal defense’ rather than sticking a big sign on his head saying ‘I love … Continue reading

January 21, 2014 · Leave a comment

‘Philippines grateful for Dimbleby tattoo’


Typhoon survivors were given some respite today, when the UK’s media redirected their focus onto a more newsworthy topic. As one orphan put it: ‘It helps put the loss of … Continue reading

November 14, 2013 · Leave a comment

“One Direction’s film put through ‘clearing'”


UCAS has confirmed a late application for a Music Technology BSc at the University of Bedfordshire. Wary that fickle fame might desert them, the Anglo-Irish pop band admitted they needed … Continue reading

August 22, 2013 · Leave a comment

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