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Swinson fails in legal bid to join ‘I’m a Celebrity…’

  The SNP and the Lib Dems have been unsuccessful in getting Jo Swinson a spot on Hollyoaks, Holby City and Gardener’s Question Time. Worse still is that ‘I’m Celebrity’ … Continue reading

November 25, 2019 · Leave a comment

Scotland to pay for Scots to stay

Having agreed to help fund an EU settlers’ fee, the Scottish Government is looking for ways to stop their own citizens from tunnelling under Hadrian’s Wall in an attempt to … Continue reading

October 12, 2017 · Leave a comment

SNP to replace daylight savings with ‘borrowed time‏’

Scotland’s First Minister has rejected David Cameron’s insistence on a shared British clock and has proposed a move to a system where by the Scots, under cover of darkness, could … Continue reading

September 24, 2015 · Leave a comment

England, Northern Ireland and Wales cedes to Scotland

Following frank and open discussions between David Cameron and the SNP Leader, Nicola Sturgeon, it has been agreed that Britain will be dismantled and absorbed into a devolved Scotland. The … Continue reading

May 21, 2015 · 2 Comments

Boko Haram pledge allegiance to the SNP‏

A furious David Cameron responded to rumours that yet another political party had refused to rule out a post-election pact with the Scottish Nationalists. In turn, Nigeria’s militant terrorist group … Continue reading

March 16, 2015 · Leave a comment

Scots vote to stay in UK ‘…through no fault of their own’

Despite figures released by the Scottish National Party (SNP) showing that 100% of all registered voters had selected Independence, Scottish people were surprised to awaken on Friday to the status … Continue reading

September 22, 2014 · Leave a comment

Men demand multiple-orgasms in exchange for equitable pay

As one of the key electoral issues of the Scottish independence debate emerges, men have said they are willing to concede ground on equal pay provided they are compensated from … Continue reading

May 19, 2014 · Leave a comment

Ducks reject currency union with Alex Salmond

Subsequent to the majority of England being submerged in 3ft of water, our Duck Overlords have made it clear that they will not be sharing the pound with an independent … Continue reading

February 25, 2014 · Leave a comment

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