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Caption Competition: ‘Bugger! Is the advice ‘a pocketful of roses’ or ‘a pocketful if posies’ I should be giving?’


WINNER: ‘Bugger! Is the advice ‘a pocketful of roses’ or ‘a pocketful if posies’ I should be giving?’ (from David Hughes) RUNNERS UP ‘I must remember to stop touching my … Continue reading

April 5, 2020 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: One mask, one gown, one ventilator… £5000 no questions asked.


WINNER: One mask, one gown, one ventilator… £5000 no questions asked. (Ian Cooper) RUNNERS UP I married Akshata Murthy, the daughter of Indian billionaire – You can trust me, I’m … Continue reading

March 28, 2020 · 1 Comment

Tory voter confused that he seems to have voted for socialism


  Despite his best efforts to keep Jeremy Corbyn out of No.10, Malcolm Lodge (62) was somewhat nonplussed to discover his Tory government were talking about nationalization, universal income and … Continue reading

March 23, 2020 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: Hand santizer or super glue? Easy mistake to make


WINNER: Hand santizer or super glue? Easy mistake to make (from WhatWouldHow1) RUNNERS UP Vote Labour! Oh, no, erm it’s the Convitusvirue I should be talking about… er… wheres my … Continue reading

March 22, 2020 · 1 Comment

Caption Competition: Earth salutes Captain Chris Grayling and his patented Coronavirus catcher.


WINNER: Earth salutes Captain Chris Grayling and his patented Coronavirus catcher.  (from David H) RUNNERS UP “No toilet rolls in stock”… she said! We’ll see! (from Inchcock) Donald Trump orders … Continue reading

March 15, 2020 · 2 Comments

Caption Competition: Toilet paper shortage leads to desperate measures


WINNER: Toilet paper shortage leads to desperate measures (MortlakeSilt) RUNNERS UP In act of kindness, Pelosi makes paper hat for Trump. (from Al O’Pecia) Thank heavens it isn’t a telephone … Continue reading

March 7, 2020 · 2 Comments

Caption Competition: Hedge Fund managers cut stocks in panic due to Coronavirus alert.


WINNER: Hedge Fund managers cut stocks in panic due to Coronavirus alert. (from Al O’Pecia) RUNNERS UP Ah, the Barbers holiday outing? (from Inchcock) Kate Bush’s press clippings (from Ergo&Out) … Continue reading

March 1, 2020 · 2 Comments

Caption Competition: “Come and visit us next week, Boris!”


WINNER: “Come and visit us next week, Boris!” (from Inchcock)   RUNNERS UP Selfie Sick (from MargyGains1) ‘I hope this photo goes viral’ (from Tanto3Bleak) Family with bad teeth, find … Continue reading

February 23, 2020 · 1 Comment

Caption Competition: To boldly go, where Hollywood is too scared to go


WINNERS: To boldly go, where Hollywood is too scared to go (from ThoughtYolk)   RUNNERS UP A couple of old Cling-ons (From Tootywince2) Who’d have thought it, they are that … Continue reading

February 16, 2020 · 2 Comments

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