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Trump’s Space Force to include Jar Jar Binks


President Trump plans to launch a new military franchise, with all the key components of a George Lucas idea; such as numerous plot holes and one too many Death Stars.  … Continue reading

August 2, 2018 · Leave a comment

How to make a Star Wars movie


If you’re a middle-aged man, concerned that latest Star Wars is not meant for you, why not make your own?  Follow these ten easy steps… 1) Spend months constructing an … Continue reading

January 2, 2018 · Leave a comment

US swimmers claim Rio is a ‘wretched hive of scum and villainy’


The venue for the 2016 Olympics has replaced Mos Eisley Spaceport as the place you are most likely to get kidnapped and wake up a sex-slave in Jabba’s palace.  Even … Continue reading

August 22, 2016 · Leave a comment

Trump tells Fox: ‘I am your father‏’


In a surprise plot twist the Republican front-runner has revealed a symbiotic relationship with the news corporation; shortly before chopping off Megyn Kelly’s hand and ‘throwing her down an abyss’.  … Continue reading

February 8, 2016 · Leave a comment

How to get that Han Solo look – 10 easy steps‏


Ever wondered why Mr. Solo looks like an extra from ‘The Walking Dead’? In fact, our beauty experts are often asked – how can I get skin like a walnut?  … Continue reading

January 18, 2016 · Leave a comment

Tim Peake is worse than Jar Jar Binks


Ardent Star Wars fans have declared themselves disappointed with the latest edition to the George Lucas franchise; with none predicting that it would be a bland film about a UK … Continue reading

January 12, 2016 · Leave a comment

Ofsted identify failing Jedi schools


Fans of ‘The Force Awakens’ were disappointed to discover that a top Gove Academy has been forced into special measures.  With the same alarming predictability of a US High School, … Continue reading

January 11, 2016 · Leave a comment

Season’s Greetings … BUY MY BOOK!!!


Ello, Folks. Flibbertigibbet News is hibernating for the festive period but will be back in the New Year with more appallingly written stories. In the mean time I hope Santa brings … Continue reading

December 16, 2014 · 2 Comments

70s BBC not my fault, says grateful Pope


As Pope Francis embarks on his ‘World Tour of Apology’, it is becoming abundantly clear that ‘Mea Culpa is more like ‘Tua Culpa’; with his own motto ‘Miserando atque Eligendo’ … Continue reading

June 4, 2014 · Leave a comment

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