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Boris avoids Moscow. Moscow dodges bullet.


Diplomats from Russia and Britain breathed a collective sigh of relief as Boris Johnson flatly refused to visit Moscow, saying that he was perfectly ‘capable’ of insulting them from 2000 … Continue reading

April 27, 2017 · Leave a comment

Trump gets first full erection


President Trump announced to the world’s press that with his missile strikes on Syria, the US was entering a heightened military state – to match his own elevated level arousal.  … Continue reading

April 11, 2017 · Leave a comment

Aleppo devastated by TripAdvisor review


There is one thing worse than being indiscrimately shelled and that is metaphorically bombing online.  Citizens of Aleppo have discovered that a brutal review written by @CandyMom81, is infinitely more … Continue reading

December 13, 2016 · 2 Comments

Refugee Chic


British retailers were tonight celebrating the launch of a new fashion brand; soaked in the blood, sweat and tears of child refugees, but with a cheeky hint of haute couture. … Continue reading

November 22, 2016 · Leave a comment

Boris pledges Syrians extra NHS funding


The Foreign Secretary made a series unsubstantiated promises to end the conflict in Syria – having already delivered so successfully on Brexit, homelessness in London and keeping his ‘Little Johnson’ … Continue reading

October 18, 2016 · Leave a comment

Syrian transition more detailed than Brexit


Despite five years of civil war and 250,000 fatalities, Syrian opposition factions have managed to do something that Theresa May was unable to do – actually ‘have a plan’.  The … Continue reading

September 22, 2016 · Leave a comment

‘There’s only room for 12 on my private jet,’ says Pope regretfully


In an act of pure humanitarianism (whilst still maintaining a healthy luggage/migrant ratio) the Pope has kindly offered hope and boarding passes to a select few. With no thought to … Continue reading

June 8, 2016 · Leave a comment

Dissolved Monasteries rebuilt in Trafalgar Square


Having defeated ISIS by recreating Palmyra’s ‘Arch of Triumph’ in London, the UK is considering a reconstruction of other ancient landmarks destroyed by religious extremists.  First on the list are … Continue reading

May 25, 2016 · Leave a comment

Syrian truce leads to outbreak of football


‘They walked out across no-man’s land, clutching white flags, ḥalāl footballs and burkas for goalposts’.  These are the reports coming out of Syria of a ‘friendly’ match between ‘Kurdish Militants … Continue reading

March 22, 2016 · Leave a comment

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