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Syrians cancel holiday to Iran


Hardworking and shell-shocked Syrians, who were hoping for a well-earned break from chemical weapons, can no longer rely on Iran as a bomb-free destination. Holiday firms are advising customers, that … Continue reading

May 14, 2018 · Leave a comment

May launches terrorist apprenticeships


Using illegal military strikes in Syria, Theresa May’s new ‘terrorist apprenticeship scheme’ has got off to a real bang!  With the modest investment of several hundred million pounds in bombs, … Continue reading

April 19, 2018 · Leave a comment

Syrian boy completes Panini ‘album of bombs’


Lucky Karam Mansour (12) has had the good fortune to have been bombed with every form of ballistics and by every conceivable nation.  This has allowed him to finish his … Continue reading

April 16, 2018 · Leave a comment

Boris avoids Moscow. Moscow dodges bullet.


Diplomats from Russia and Britain breathed a collective sigh of relief as Boris Johnson flatly refused to visit Moscow, saying that he was perfectly ‘capable’ of insulting them from 2000 … Continue reading

April 27, 2017 · Leave a comment

Trump gets first full erection


President Trump announced to the world’s press that with his missile strikes on Syria, the US was entering a heightened military state – to match his own elevated level arousal.  … Continue reading

April 11, 2017 · Leave a comment

Aleppo devastated by TripAdvisor review


There is one thing worse than being indiscrimately shelled and that is metaphorically bombing online.  Citizens of Aleppo have discovered that a brutal review written by @CandyMom81, is infinitely more … Continue reading

December 13, 2016 · 2 Comments

Refugee Chic


British retailers were tonight celebrating the launch of a new fashion brand; soaked in the blood, sweat and tears of child refugees, but with a cheeky hint of haute couture. … Continue reading

November 22, 2016 · Leave a comment

Boris pledges Syrians extra NHS funding


The Foreign Secretary made a series unsubstantiated promises to end the conflict in Syria – having already delivered so successfully on Brexit, homelessness in London and keeping his ‘Little Johnson’ … Continue reading

October 18, 2016 · Leave a comment

Syrian transition more detailed than Brexit


Despite five years of civil war and 250,000 fatalities, Syrian opposition factions have managed to do something that Theresa May was unable to do – actually ‘have a plan’.  The … Continue reading

September 22, 2016 · Leave a comment

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