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Syrian transition more detailed than Brexit


Despite five years of civil war and 250,000 fatalities, Syrian opposition factions have managed to do something that Theresa May was unable to do – actually ‘have a plan’.  The … Continue reading

September 22, 2016 · Leave a comment

‘There’s only room for 12 on my private jet,’ says Pope regretfully


In an act of pure humanitarianism (whilst still maintaining a healthy luggage/migrant ratio) the Pope has kindly offered hope and boarding passes to a select few. With no thought to … Continue reading

June 8, 2016 · Leave a comment

Dissolved Monasteries rebuilt in Trafalgar Square


Having defeated ISIS by recreating Palmyra’s ‘Arch of Triumph’ in London, the UK is considering a reconstruction of other ancient landmarks destroyed by religious extremists.  First on the list are … Continue reading

May 25, 2016 · Leave a comment

Syrian truce leads to outbreak of football


‘They walked out across no-man’s land, clutching white flags, ḥalāl footballs and burkas for goalposts’.  These are the reports coming out of Syria of a ‘friendly’ match between ‘Kurdish Militants … Continue reading

March 22, 2016 · Leave a comment

Hunt condemns Syrian hospital for ‘poor weekend service’‏


Criticising the Unions for refusing to work under bombardment, Jeremy Hunt has threatened to force contracts upon doctors that will see medical professionals dodging shrapnel 24/7.  The Health Secretary said … Continue reading

March 8, 2016 · Leave a comment

Banksy to fight Katie Hopkins for the nation’s soul


In what is being billed as the ultimate battle between light and darkness, British citizens will soon have to choose between having their conscience represented by a graffiti artist or … Continue reading

February 17, 2016 · Leave a comment

Syrian receives death threat from Hilary Benn‏


Tarek Ahmadi (34) has written to the Speaker of the House of Commons complaining about the 66 threatening votes he and his family had received from Labour MPs. In an … Continue reading

January 19, 2016 · Leave a comment

Donald Trump holds back


Friends and supporters of the presidential candidate have expressed concern that Mr. Trump is watering down his message of ‘love and liberal building regulations’ in order to position himself only … Continue reading

January 6, 2016 · Leave a comment

Syria: ‘If we get flooded do we get to see the nice soldiers?’


Buoyed by the heart-warming images of rescue workers evacuating parts of Cumbria, Syrians are now looking forward to the inevitable armed incursions that will follow on from the humanitarian bombing. … Continue reading

January 4, 2016 · Leave a comment

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