Despite Eire voting overwhelming for a woman’s right to control over her own body, Theresa May has discovered that she no longer has control over her own mind – or … Continue reading
Theresa May clearing dating a student Rumours are abound throughout Westminster, that the Prime Minister is ‘schtupping’ an undergraduate; as there can be no other conceivable reason for her suddenly … Continue reading
Despite being embroiled in an historical abuse scandal and ‘technically dead’, Edward Heath is now the frontrunner to replace beleaguered Theresa May. One Minister commented: ‘Gropey Heath may have bodged … Continue reading
Following the Grenfell Tower fire, over 600 UK buildings have been labelled dangerously unfit to house cockroaches, let alone a family of pigs. Normally the Big Bad Wolf would fully … Continue reading
As the Ford Transit becomes the weapon of choice for every would-be killer or decorator, sadly ‘Vanarama’ is now comparable to an Arms Dealership. In turn this has meant that … Continue reading
The UK Missing Persons Bureau has called off the search for the UK’s Prime Minister, having found her in an attic above 10 Downing Street, alongside Elvis, a stash of … Continue reading
A little bit of stand-up from a gig at Worthing Pavilion. Enjoy.
The Minister for Defence Procurement, Harriet Baldwin, has said that Theresa May’s traditional mode of defence – puffing up like an adder – needs to be updated. A £30m prototype … Continue reading