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May bribes Knights of Ni to say ‘Yea’


The Prime Minister has offered New Year’s honours to Brexiteers in exchange for their support, with the understanding that they can have any shrubbery they want, provided it is not … Continue reading

January 7, 2019 · Leave a comment

Elon Musk to rescue May from Brexit hole


Having been trapped for many weeks between a rock and a hard Brexit, hope was starting to fade for Theresa May.  However entrepreneur, Elon Musk, has said he can pull … Continue reading

July 30, 2018 · Leave a comment

DUP ban Brexiteer’s ‘right to choose’


Despite Eire voting overwhelming for a woman’s right to control over her own body, Theresa May has discovered that she no longer has control over her own mind – or … Continue reading

June 4, 2018 · Leave a comment

Theresa May clearly dating a student


Theresa May clearing dating a student Rumours are abound throughout Westminster, that the Prime Minister is ‘schtupping’ an undergraduate; as there can be no other conceivable reason for her suddenly … Continue reading

February 20, 2018 · Leave a comment

Ted Heath to be next Tory leader


Despite being embroiled in an historical abuse scandal and ‘technically dead’, Edward Heath is now the frontrunner to replace beleaguered Theresa May.   One Minister commented: ‘Gropey Heath may have bodged … Continue reading

October 11, 2017 · Leave a comment

Even the Big Bad Wolf questions UK’s building regulations


Following the Grenfell Tower fire, over 600 UK buildings have been labelled dangerously unfit to house cockroaches, let alone a family of pigs.  Normally the Big Bad Wolf would fully … Continue reading

July 10, 2017 · Leave a comment

Van hire technically an act of terrorism


As the Ford Transit becomes the weapon of choice for every would-be killer or decorator, sadly ‘Vanarama’ is now comparable to an Arms Dealership.  In turn this has meant that … Continue reading

July 4, 2017 · Leave a comment

Theresa May found with Lord Lucan


The UK Missing Persons Bureau has called off the search for the UK’s Prime Minister, having found her in an attic above 10 Downing Street, alongside Elvis, a stash of … Continue reading

June 1, 2017 · Leave a comment

‘Wrenfoe’ on Identity


A little bit of stand-up from a gig at Worthing Pavilion. Enjoy.

February 20, 2017 · Leave a comment

Reformation (play script)

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