The UK Missing Persons Bureau has called off the search for the UK’s Prime Minister, having found her in an attic above 10 Downing Street, alongside Elvis, a stash of … Continue reading
A little bit of stand-up from a gig at Worthing Pavilion. Enjoy.
The Minister for Defence Procurement, Harriet Baldwin, has said that Theresa May’s traditional mode of defence – puffing up like an adder – needs to be updated. A £30m prototype … Continue reading
In a brazen attempt to give Neville Chamberlain a run for his money, the Prime Minister has decided that the easiest way to deal with acts of fascism is to … Continue reading
The Prime Minister has promised wide-ranging social reforms to tackle yeast infections. As David Cameron’s ‘Big Society’ had helped tax havens get bigger, so will Theresa May’s ‘shared society’ increase … Continue reading
Tired of Brexit discussions, Theresa May has decided to focus her fictitious EU negotiations on fictitious EU countries. Despite the previous incumbent being insulted by Rufus T. Firefly, the new … Continue reading
With both fingers in the ears of history and her nose in the rectum of modernity , the Prime Minister has revealed that being ‘ghastly to Jews’ may be real. … Continue reading
Twitter is aflame with righteous indignation, as pop’s own Earth Mother has described Theresa May as ‘wonderful’ and at least on par with Stephen Fry’s atonal nonsense on ‘50 Words … Continue reading