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Everyone agrees Tony Blair’s comments are ‘really helpful’


The grateful citizens of the UK have welcomed the ex-Prime Minister reminding them all why he is an ex-Prime Minister and why nobody likes a war criminal.  Where previously there … Continue reading

September 10, 2018 · Leave a comment

Blair supports rewriting records from before 2005


The ex-Pm and future-inmate, Anthony Charles Lynton Blair, has surprisingly come out in favour of erasing pre-2005 World Records; particularly those that relate to WMD or that other ‘travesty in … Continue reading

May 17, 2017 · Leave a comment

War memorial has the face of Tony Blair


Sculptor Paul Day surprised the public by unveiling a sculpture commemorating the Iraq and Afghanistan wars, which has Anthony Charles Lynton Blair’s ‘sh$t eating grin’ plastered across it.  As with … Continue reading

March 28, 2017 · Leave a comment

Chilcot to publish Southern Rail timetable


The long awaited revised timetable is set to be published this week, with a damning verdict on the ‘war criminals’ responsible for scheduling trains on the London to Brighton line.  … Continue reading

July 11, 2016 · Leave a comment

Chilcott confirms End of Days


While many did not expect to see the eschaton within their lifetime, Sir John Chilcot has scheduled his apocalyptic report into the Iraq War for the 6th of July.  Many … Continue reading

May 24, 2016 · Leave a comment

‘Home Alone’/’It’s a Wonderful Life’ schism irreconcilable


UN representatives have admitted to an impasse in negotiations for a lasting peace over television priorities during the festive period.  Families have been split asunder, with a divide between cinematic-slapstick … Continue reading

December 22, 2015 · Leave a comment

Corbyn sullies the memory of Blair‏


Outrage gripped the nation as the proud legacy left by Britain’s greatest wartime leader was wilfully ignored by Imam, Jeremy Corbyn.  Lamentation was heard as the so-called Leader of the … Continue reading

December 10, 2015 · Leave a comment

Neolithic Chilcot Report discovered


Nearly 100,000 pages of monolithic prose have been found buried near Stonehenge, making it the largest monument to landfill in Britain.  This mysterious ruin was concealed under several hundred tonnes … Continue reading

October 6, 2015 · Leave a comment

Blair solves Middle East problems by quitting‏


Palestinians and Israelis set aside their differences to celebrate the departure of the UK’s ‘grin reaper’. United in optimism, warring tribes and diametrically opposed faiths took to the streets to … Continue reading

June 3, 2015 · Leave a comment

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