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Neolithic Chilcot Report discovered

Nearly 100,000 pages of monolithic prose have been found buried near Stonehenge, making it the largest monument to landfill in Britain.  This mysterious ruin was concealed under several hundred tonnes … Continue reading

October 6, 2015 · Leave a comment

Blair solves Middle East problems by quitting‏

Palestinians and Israelis set aside their differences to celebrate the departure of the UK’s ‘grin reaper’. United in optimism, warring tribes and diametrically opposed faiths took to the streets to … Continue reading

June 3, 2015 · Leave a comment

War in Middle East great idea says forgetful Vatican

Surprisingly, even after a thousand years of bloody crusades, the Papacy looks keen to get all ‘old school’ in spreading love throughout Iraq and Syria. A spokesman for Archbishop Silvano … Continue reading

March 25, 2015 · 4 Comments

Tony Blair to become the Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse

The US, EU, UN, Russia and anyone with a pulse, have all agreed that the ex-Prime Minister has ‘exhausted’ all the potential irony in being described as a ‘Peace Envoy’ … Continue reading

March 23, 2015 · Leave a comment

Brown quits to become Jordan’s new ghost-writer

With the untimely demise of Kate Price’s sole ghost-writer, the Scottish curmudgeon and one time Prime Minister, Gordon Brown, has offered to take over the literary mantle. Stepping down from … Continue reading

December 11, 2014 · Leave a comment

New ‘Dad’s Army’ cast ill-prepared for Ebola storyline

Scriptwriter Hamish McColl has been told that he needs to ‘reboot’ his big-screen remake of the 70’s sitcom, in a way that reflects the perils of modern warfare. To this … Continue reading

October 22, 2014 · 6 Comments

Cameron raises terror threat level from ‘Boring’ to ‘Arms industry needs sales’

Despite the risk of being sued by Aesop for stealing the plot to ‘The Boy Who Cried Wolf’, the Coalition Government has once more increased alert levels of a risk … Continue reading

September 2, 2014 · 3 Comments

Gaza just needs better Health & Safety provision

While many have tried to end decades of conflict in the Palestinian occupied territories, there is a growing feeling in the international community that the only way to achieve regional … Continue reading

July 18, 2014 · Leave a comment

‘Saddam Hussein is hiding in my shed’ confesses Tony Blair

In response to the press backlash over his assertion that he had no direct link with the recent troubles in the Middle East, the former UK Prime Minister has revealed … Continue reading

June 26, 2014 · Leave a comment

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