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Caption Competition: Johnson waits with friend for New Deal to turn up.


WINNER: Johnson waits with friend for New Deal to turn up. (From Al O’Pecia) RUNNERS UP PM Johnson is at at the very end of some very big, thick, red … Continue reading

September 14, 2019 · 3 Comments

Caption Competition: When suncream isn’t enough…


WINNER: When suncream isn’t enough… (from wakeyrule) RUNNERS UP What a hill to die on (from SteveHorowitz) Proclaimers finally reach the end (from Hot67Flint) Scotland declares independence from Mars (from … Continue reading

September 7, 2019 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: ‘…and then I said ‘Well, if you say it’s this long Mr Johnson, that’ll be another thing nobody will believe’


WINNER: ‘…and then I said ‘Well, if you say it’s this long Mr Johnson, that’ll be another thing nobody will believe’ (from Bryntin)   RUNNERS UP ‘I hold in my … Continue reading

August 31, 2019 · 1 Comment

Caption Competition: Rainforest becomes sentient and fights back


WINNER: Rainforest becomes sentient and fights back (from EcoAndy_Runny) RUNNERS UP ‘This is what happens if you don’t eat your brussel sprouts’ (from LololaPots) Man drinks cocktail and has alarming … Continue reading

August 25, 2019 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: ‘So… how’s Diana?’


WINNER: ‘So… how’s Diana?'(from Adrian Bamforth) RUNNER UP Oh yes, you’re the one Stewart Lee calls Boris Piccaninny Watermelon Letterbox Cake Bumboys Vampires Haircut Inconclusive-Cocaine-Event Wall-Spaffer Spunk-Burster Fuck-Business Fuck-The-Families Get-Off-My-Fucking-Laptop … Continue reading

August 18, 2019 · 3 Comments

Caption Competition: Red Rover – Putin Style


WINNER: Red Rover – Putin Style (from JaxMax74) RUNNERS UP: “Gregor, we have not leaked those pictures of Trump yet have we?” “Not yet Sir, why do you ask?” “Oh, … Continue reading

August 10, 2019 · 1 Comment

Caption Competition: Calais, November 1st, 2019. In the absence of the promised planes and ferries, expats make their own way home.


WINNER: Calais, November 1st, 2019. In the absence of the promised planes and ferries, expats make their own way home. (from Bryntin) RUNNERS UP New microscope reveals surprise image of … Continue reading

August 3, 2019 · 1 Comment

Caption Competition: Mrs Satan always made a point of checking the obituaries


Winner: Mrs Satan always made a point of checking the obituaries (from ClaireLinder78) RUNNERS UP Diane’s small ad had been published – ‘Hat for sale’ (from MarkAlbrightBlog) Janet was convinced … Continue reading

July 20, 2019 · Leave a comment

Having two votes in an election is the most Tory thing you can do


Thousands of activists have been issued with more than one ballot for the Conservative election – allowing them to have twice as many reasons not to support either candidate.  Those … Continue reading

July 18, 2019 · Leave a comment

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