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May promises to stock food banks with fox meat


While Jeremy Corbyn has made an unwelcome pledge to solve irrelevant issues, such as Education, the NHS and World Peace.  Theresa May has had the courage to tackle the real … Continue reading

May 18, 2017 · Leave a comment

Labour offers M&S food delivery


In what, is seen, as a deliberate attempt to pander to aspiring voters, Jeremy Corbyn has promised home delivery of all their favourite middle-class treats; such as artisanal breads, free-range … Continue reading

May 16, 2017 · Leave a comment

If you vote Tory – ‘f$cking own it’!


With a General Election looming and a post-election depression inevitable, many Conservatives are looking for ways to continue their Faustian Pact, while retaining the right to ‘b$tch and moan’ about … Continue reading

May 4, 2017 · 2 Comments

Fictional funding at an ‘all time’ high


In the face of further cuts to the public sector, the Government was keen to announce that ‘fairy-tale budgets’ were increasing, with services set to be funded by magic beans … Continue reading

March 9, 2017 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: ‘Another Tory escapes the Conservative Party’


WINNER: ‘Another Tory escapes the Conservative Party’ (from FasterEddy) This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE: 27th Sept 2014 RUNNERS UP: ‘Huh, and he laughs at my mud face-pack!’ (from Binaround … Continue reading

September 28, 2014 · 1 Comment

Thatcher’s cabinet torn between abusing Miners or Minors


As more evidence emerges, or mysteriously/conveniently ends up as landfill, it is becoming increasingly plausible that successive 1980’s governments turned a blind eye to accusations of abuse. Burly members of … Continue reading

July 10, 2014 · Leave a comment

‘David Cameron promises to send us all to Medical School’


In a bold move, the Conservative leader has pledged to keep all under-25s in education; meaning a bumper crop of veterinary surgeons, trainee teachers and frighteningly large primary school kids. … Continue reading

October 7, 2013 · Leave a comment

“Winter Fuel Allowance may help cull Elderly”


Coalition Ministers had been concerned that the rising cost of energy prices and improved life expectancy, would prevent them reaching their austerity targets. Fortunately by adopting China’s “free-coal” policy, it … Continue reading

July 11, 2013 · 1 Comment

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