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Mumsnet fury over nuclear testing


Online parent forums were aflame with criticism that Kim Jong-un was asking North Korea to sit a thermo-nuclear test far too early, without proper preparation for key stage 2 and … Continue reading

October 26, 2016 · Leave a comment

You can’t put a price on mutually assured destruction


Theresa May was delighted to announce to The Commons, that she had secured the obliteration of  ‘all life as we know it’ at the bargain price of £31bn.  She insisted … Continue reading

July 27, 2016 · Leave a comment

Osborne insists Junior Doctors must fight in Syria‏


A magnanimous Chancellor announced this week a sizeable increase to NHS spending, so long as medical staff were willing to go ‘toe to toe’ combating I.S..  With an impressive 2% … Continue reading

December 8, 2015 · Leave a comment

If you don’t like killing stuff you’re a terrorist‏ – FACT


Thanks to their detailed research, the British press have discovered that pacifism and support for the rule of law are all proof positive of terrorist sympathies.  Clear guidelines have now … Continue reading

December 1, 2015 · Leave a comment

Labour leadership not covered by 30-day refund


Despite the right to a refund becoming law, many Corbyn supporters have been disheartened to discover that they will have to stick with their original purchase; at least until the … Continue reading

November 4, 2015 · Leave a comment

SUBWAY® Staff braced for extra cheese on four nuclear subs‏


In what fine-diners are describing as the ‘ultimate in fast food deterrents’, the Conservative Party has committed to extending its nuclear arsenal by £34bn ‘because it comes with a free … Continue reading

May 5, 2015 · Leave a comment

“Poseidon to be downgraded to ‘spear carrier'”


Not content with halving the UK’s Trident submarine fleet, Lib Dems are proposing a whole scale reduction in all things thematically linked to the Greek pantheon. Henceforth the God of … Continue reading

July 24, 2013 · 4 Comments

“Westminster to keep Scotland as a ‘f**k-buddy'”


In the event of a “yes” vote for Scottish Independence, politicians south of the border would like to retain specific conjugal rites without any of those awkward commitment issues. In … Continue reading

July 15, 2013 · 2 Comments

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