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Trump boasts his impeachment will be ‘the best one ever’


To a packed crowd of the supporters, the President confirmed that his trial will have the biggest viewing figures, the most lawyers and the longest brass neck the world has … Continue reading

January 20, 2020 · Leave a comment

Trump asked – What first attracted you to oil-rich Iran?


The assassination of General Qasem Soleimani, has signalled the United States’ intention to invest heavily in Tehran’s fossil fuel infrastructure and Iran’s, soon to expand quite considerably, refugee industry. President … Continue reading

January 14, 2020 · Leave a comment

Raab worried about bushfires in Iran


Still reeling from the information that Dover is a port, the UK’s Foreign Secretary is now coming to terms with the fact that Iran is not just a description of … Continue reading

January 7, 2020 · Leave a comment

Trump arrives to take-over the NHS a week too soon


Due to a scheduling error and Donald Trump getting confused with his advent calendar, the President failed to launch the first striptease/carvery outlet of ‘McNHS’.  Mr. Trump had excitedly booked … Continue reading

December 5, 2019 · Leave a comment

Trump only phoned Ukraine to order a new bride


The White House has rejected calls for impeachment, explaining that the President has been in diplomatic negotiations to exchange Crimea for ‘something six foot, blonde and with ass that won’t … Continue reading

October 15, 2019 · Leave a comment

Trump will nuke hurricanes if sanctions don’t work


Reports that President Trump repeatedly threatened to fire nuclear weapons to stop hurricanes, have been dismissed as alarmist, as he had not given up on finding a diplomatic solution first. … Continue reading

September 3, 2019 · Leave a comment

Native Americans back Trump’s ‘go back to where you came from’ speech


The ancestors of the original proprietors of North America, were quick to endorse the President’s sentiment and that immigrants should take their glass beads, pox blankets and worthless treaties with … Continue reading

July 24, 2019 · Leave a comment

Pentagon border wall to have ‘frickin lasers!’


By bypassing Congress, President Trump can now fund his wall with military spending, aided by blueprints left over from the Transformers’ movie.  Civilian walls are restricted to bricks and mortar, … Continue reading

July 11, 2019 · Leave a comment

Concentration Camps to be rebranded ‘Disney’s World of Cramped Living Conditions’


The US Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) agency is under-fire for detaining immigrants in a ‘detainy’ sort of way, in camps that are bit ‘campish’ and in concentrated fashion, evoking … Continue reading

June 26, 2019 · Leave a comment

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