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Trump only phoned Ukraine to order a new bride


The White House has rejected calls for impeachment, explaining that the President has been in diplomatic negotiations to exchange Crimea for ‘something six foot, blonde and with ass that won’t … Continue reading

October 15, 2019 · Leave a comment

Trump will nuke hurricanes if sanctions don’t work


Reports that President Trump repeatedly threatened to fire nuclear weapons to stop hurricanes, have been dismissed as alarmist, as he had not given up on finding a diplomatic solution first. … Continue reading

September 3, 2019 · Leave a comment

Native Americans back Trump’s ‘go back to where you came from’ speech


The ancestors of the original proprietors of North America, were quick to endorse the President’s sentiment and that immigrants should take their glass beads, pox blankets and worthless treaties with … Continue reading

July 24, 2019 · Leave a comment

Pentagon border wall to have ‘frickin lasers!’


By bypassing Congress, President Trump can now fund his wall with military spending, aided by blueprints left over from the Transformers’ movie.  Civilian walls are restricted to bricks and mortar, … Continue reading

July 11, 2019 · Leave a comment

Concentration Camps to be rebranded ‘Disney’s World of Cramped Living Conditions’


The US Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) agency is under-fire for detaining immigrants in a ‘detainy’ sort of way, in camps that are bit ‘campish’ and in concentrated fashion, evoking … Continue reading

June 26, 2019 · Leave a comment

Trump leaves scathing TripAdvisor review for UK


  The UK’s post-Brexit economic strategy to become an Airbnb for racist golfers, was dealt a humiliating blow when a Mr. D. Trump (50ish) awarded it only 2 stars – … Continue reading

June 6, 2019 · Leave a comment

Mueller concludes no Russian collusion, voters are ‘just dumb’


After two years of painstaking of investigation, Special Counsel has confirmed that no amount of electoral corruption can match the sheer scale of ‘stupid’ in the electorate.  Robert Mueller’s report … Continue reading

April 4, 2019 · Leave a comment

Cohen: ‘Trump is a racist’ – so what else is new?


Blistering congressional testimony, by Michael Cohn, has revealed absolutely 0% new information about the character of Donald ‘J for Jerk’ Trump. In fact, news that Trump is a ‘conman’ and … Continue reading

March 4, 2019 · Leave a comment

Venezuela offers to help depose US despot


Thousands of angry protestors against ‘El Naranja Presidente’ took to the streets of Washington to protest the longest running government shutdown.  In solidarity, the people of Venezuela said they would … Continue reading

February 11, 2019 · Leave a comment

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