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Puerto Rico says Trump ‘not a real catastrophe’


Despite mainland US having been declared a state of democratic emergency, citizens of Puerto Rico insist that there have been far worse political disasters; not least of which was Hurricane … Continue reading

October 10, 2017 · 2 Comments

London reels from another Trump tweet


A manhunt is underway for the individual who left an ‘unexploded piece of bullshit’ on social media.  Security services say that the makeshift tweet had all the hallmarks of a … Continue reading

September 19, 2017 · Leave a comment

North Korea still trying to hit cow with ‘banjo technology’


Scientists in Pyongyang have agreed that their wayward missile system, may be due to the fact they ‘couldn’t hit sand if they fell off a camel’.  Frustrated by their lack … Continue reading

September 18, 2017 · Leave a comment

Jericho loses US Wall contract


Canaan’s favourite ‘brickies’ have lost out in their bid to build the US border wall, due to substantial structural weaknesses when confronted with a traditional Mexican brass band.  Likewise Pink … Continue reading

September 7, 2017 · Leave a comment

Afghanistan replaces Hawaii as 50th State


With further increases in army deployment promised, Afghanistan’s U.S. population is now so large, that this Islamic Republic has successfully applied for statehood. Not wanting to deal with the administration … Continue reading

August 29, 2017 · Leave a comment

End of Days feels a bit like the 70s


As we rush towards Armageddon, observers have noted that there are less fiery lakes and zombie hordes than expected – and a lot more bin strikes. With nuclear threat, a … Continue reading

August 24, 2017 · Leave a comment

North Korea asks – Do you feel lucky? Well? Do ya, punk?


Unsure as to whether they had recently tested six intercontinental ballistic missiles or only five, the DPRK [Democratic People’s Republic of Korea] increased their rhetoric against the US by waving … Continue reading

August 21, 2017 · Leave a comment

Priebus goes, but Butthead remains


Donald Trump is getting through senior advisors faster than wives, as Reince Priebus (former of Chief of Staff) joins the long list of pussies grabbed and discarded.  The White House … Continue reading

July 31, 2017 · Leave a comment

Russia may have helped with Trump’s tax returns


More evidence has emerged of the President’s collusion with Russia and his long-standing relationship with selective amnesia. In the words of another duplicitous Donald (Rumsfeld): ‘There are known knowns. Then … Continue reading

July 25, 2017 · Leave a comment

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