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Pentagon border wall to have ‘frickin lasers!’


By bypassing Congress, President Trump can now fund his wall with military spending, aided by blueprints left over from the Transformers’ movie.  Civilian walls are restricted to bricks and mortar, … Continue reading

July 11, 2019 · Leave a comment

Concentration Camps to be rebranded ‘Disney’s World of Cramped Living Conditions’


The US Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) agency is under-fire for detaining immigrants in a ‘detainy’ sort of way, in camps that are bit ‘campish’ and in concentrated fashion, evoking … Continue reading

June 26, 2019 · Leave a comment

Trump leaves scathing TripAdvisor review for UK


  The UK’s post-Brexit economic strategy to become an Airbnb for racist golfers, was dealt a humiliating blow when a Mr. D. Trump (50ish) awarded it only 2 stars – … Continue reading

June 6, 2019 · Leave a comment

Mueller concludes no Russian collusion, voters are ‘just dumb’


After two years of painstaking of investigation, Special Counsel has confirmed that no amount of electoral corruption can match the sheer scale of ‘stupid’ in the electorate.  Robert Mueller’s report … Continue reading

April 4, 2019 · Leave a comment

Cohen: ‘Trump is a racist’ – so what else is new?


Blistering congressional testimony, by Michael Cohn, has revealed absolutely 0% new information about the character of Donald ‘J for Jerk’ Trump. In fact, news that Trump is a ‘conman’ and … Continue reading

March 4, 2019 · Leave a comment

Venezuela offers to help depose US despot


Thousands of angry protestors against ‘El Naranja Presidente’ took to the streets of Washington to protest the longest running government shutdown.  In solidarity, the people of Venezuela said they would … Continue reading

February 11, 2019 · Leave a comment

Brexit: If Trump says its bad maybe it’s good?


Just when the British people were uniting behind the idea that Theresa May’s Brexit is deeply flawed, the President has muddied the waters by agreeing with everyone.  So now, the … Continue reading

December 10, 2018 · Leave a comment

Oh…Trump is still here?


Although there seemed to be a lot of Democratic supporters gleefully cavorting with ticker-tape and cardboard cut-outs of Oprah Winfrey, the rest of the USA is less convinced that the … Continue reading

November 8, 2018 · Leave a comment

You can be a pervert, just don’t try becoming a Judge or a President


In an odd victory for moral ambiguity, the nomination of Brett Kavanaugh shows we care very strongly about people’s criminal past – but only sometimes and only when the TV … Continue reading

October 1, 2018 · Leave a comment

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