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Blair: ‘I didn’t help Trump…but it does sound like the kind of thing I would do’.


A sheepish ex-Prime Minister was forced to deny collusion with the Trump election campaign, but also confirmed that it was the sort ‘weasel-ish thing’ that he would done, if only … Continue reading

January 11, 2018 · Leave a comment

Buy your new Flibbertigibbet Annual – ‘Islamic State claim to have written Pet Sounds’


Islamic State was soooo 2017.  Who didn’t have their t-shirt, henna tattoo or hope to date one of the band?  Well, to celebrate them and their favourite news-outlet we have Flibbertigibbet’s … Continue reading

December 25, 2017 · Leave a comment

Palestinians to get Atlantis, says Trump


In a move to placate the rest of the Middle East, the President is set to offer Palestinians some ‘prime real estate’ only forty miles off the coast of Gaza. … Continue reading

December 12, 2017 · Leave a comment

No one notices Trump’s ‘My Space’ account deleted


While the deactivation of President Trump’s Twitter account has caused consternation, very few people have noticed the absence of Mr, Trump on ‘Friends Reunited’. Likewise social media users seem unconcerned … Continue reading

November 7, 2017 · 2 Comments

126m Facebook users check out Russia’s relationship status


Evidence has emerged that millions of Americans are now stalking Russia online, desperate to know who they are dating and when they attended Novosibirsk State University.  Just like a creepy-ex, … Continue reading

November 2, 2017 · Leave a comment

Puerto Rico says Trump ‘not a real catastrophe’


Despite mainland US having been declared a state of democratic emergency, citizens of Puerto Rico insist that there have been far worse political disasters; not least of which was Hurricane … Continue reading

October 10, 2017 · 2 Comments

London reels from another Trump tweet


A manhunt is underway for the individual who left an ‘unexploded piece of bullshit’ on social media.  Security services say that the makeshift tweet had all the hallmarks of a … Continue reading

September 19, 2017 · Leave a comment

North Korea still trying to hit cow with ‘banjo technology’


Scientists in Pyongyang have agreed that their wayward missile system, may be due to the fact they ‘couldn’t hit sand if they fell off a camel’.  Frustrated by their lack … Continue reading

September 18, 2017 · Leave a comment

Jericho loses US Wall contract


Canaan’s favourite ‘brickies’ have lost out in their bid to build the US border wall, due to substantial structural weaknesses when confronted with a traditional Mexican brass band.  Likewise Pink … Continue reading

September 7, 2017 · Leave a comment
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