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May boasts: ‘Trump told me to sh$g my own daughter’


In a series of elaborate dares, President Trump has not only insisted that the Prime Minister sues the EU, but that she also does a strip-tease for whole twenty seconds … Continue reading

July 18, 2018 · Leave a comment

Trump hoping to train a new generation of cage fighters


The President’s controversial policy of separating migrant children from their parents and keeping them in cages, has been fully supported by the mixed martial-arts fraternity and the makers of galvanized … Continue reading

July 5, 2018 · Leave a comment

Lex Luthor in favour of ‘Man of Steel’ tariff


One particular business magnate and philanthropist has spoken of his support for President Trump imposing a 25% tariff on squeaky-clean superheroes.  On Twitter Mr. Trump welcomed the endorsement of a … Continue reading

June 19, 2018 · Leave a comment

Not slept with Donald Trump? You might be eligible for a big, one-off payment


Thousands of hard working sex-workers may be eligible for $130,000, if they think they may have experienced a ‘Presidential Poking Injury’ (or PPI).  If you think you or a relative, … Continue reading

May 15, 2018 · Leave a comment

Syrians cancel holiday to Iran


Hardworking and shell-shocked Syrians, who were hoping for a well-earned break from chemical weapons, can no longer rely on Iran as a bomb-free destination. Holiday firms are advising customers, that … Continue reading

May 14, 2018 · Leave a comment

UK: ‘Can we have Kim Jong-un rather than Trump?’


Faced with a Friday the 13th dinner date with Donald Trump, UK diplomats have asked if we could have a visitor that is more moderate, stable and with a more … Continue reading

May 2, 2018 · Leave a comment

May launches terrorist apprenticeships


Using illegal military strikes in Syria, Theresa May’s new ‘terrorist apprenticeship scheme’ has got off to a real bang!  With the modest investment of several hundred million pounds in bombs, … Continue reading

April 19, 2018 · Leave a comment

A slap in the face with a wet fish, not as ‘bad’ as first thought


Scientists have discovered that mankind’s historical aversion to a facial pumelling by a haddock or trout, is nowhere near as unpleasant as Brexit negotiations or five minutes of Keith Lemon.  … Continue reading

March 22, 2018 · 2 Comments

Trump thought he was agreeing to a date with Kim Kardashian


North Korean officials have declared their ‘honey trap’ a success, having lured President Trump with a bevy of attractive Kim’s; including Basinger, Cattrall and Philby.  Chief among these is Kim … Continue reading

March 12, 2018 · Leave a comment

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