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Space Force ready to defeat Giant Space Asparagus

Observant members of the public have questioned the wisdom of space army clothed in jungle camouflage. Yet the President has declared a real and immediate threat to the Earth from … Continue reading

March 18, 2020 · Leave a comment

No.10 ban anti-Tory press, but can’t find any

Much to their embarrassment, the Government has failed to find any actual criticism in the press, other than an oblique reference to Priti Patel being ‘more scary’ than any terrorist.  … Continue reading

February 26, 2020 · Leave a comment

Trump & Netanyahu sign the Treaty of Versailles

The, soon to be convicted, Presidents have come up with a unique two state solution; which involves the creation of an ‘Israel A’ and an ‘Israel B’, while leaving Palestine … Continue reading

February 12, 2020 · Leave a comment

Trump boasts his impeachment will be ‘the best one ever’

To a packed crowd of the supporters, the President confirmed that his trial will have the biggest viewing figures, the most lawyers and the longest brass neck the world has … Continue reading

January 20, 2020 · Leave a comment

Trump asked – What first attracted you to oil-rich Iran?

The assassination of General Qasem Soleimani, has signalled the United States’ intention to invest heavily in Tehran’s fossil fuel infrastructure and Iran’s, soon to expand quite considerably, refugee industry. President … Continue reading

January 14, 2020 · Leave a comment

Raab worried about bushfires in Iran

Still reeling from the information that Dover is a port, the UK’s Foreign Secretary is now coming to terms with the fact that Iran is not just a description of … Continue reading

January 7, 2020 · Leave a comment

Trump arrives to take-over the NHS a week too soon

Due to a scheduling error and Donald Trump getting confused with his advent calendar, the President failed to launch the first striptease/carvery outlet of ‘McNHS’.  Mr. Trump had excitedly booked … Continue reading

December 5, 2019 · Leave a comment

Trump only phoned Ukraine to order a new bride

The White House has rejected calls for impeachment, explaining that the President has been in diplomatic negotiations to exchange Crimea for ‘something six foot, blonde and with ass that won’t … Continue reading

October 15, 2019 · Leave a comment

Trump will nuke hurricanes if sanctions don’t work

Reports that President Trump repeatedly threatened to fire nuclear weapons to stop hurricanes, have been dismissed as alarmist, as he had not given up on finding a diplomatic solution first. … Continue reading

September 3, 2019 · Leave a comment

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