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North Korea asks – Do you feel lucky? Well? Do ya, punk?


Unsure as to whether they had recently tested six intercontinental ballistic missiles or only five, the DPRK [Democratic People’s Republic of Korea] increased their rhetoric against the US by waving … Continue reading

August 21, 2017 · Leave a comment

Priebus goes, but Butthead remains


Donald Trump is getting through senior advisors faster than wives, as Reince Priebus (former of Chief of Staff) joins the long list of pussies grabbed and discarded.  The White House … Continue reading

July 31, 2017 · Leave a comment

Russia may have helped with Trump’s tax returns


More evidence has emerged of the President’s collusion with Russia and his long-standing relationship with selective amnesia. In the words of another duplicitous Donald (Rumsfeld): ‘There are known knowns. Then … Continue reading

July 25, 2017 · Leave a comment

Ivanka replaces Cersei as everyone’s favourite Queen Regent


The G20 summit was surprised to find that Ivanka Trump had assumed the mantle of President of the United States, Lord of Twitter and Protector of the Seven Kingdoms (all … Continue reading

July 11, 2017 · Leave a comment

Trump looks for new director of the FIB


The White House has issued a directive to replace the FBI with a Federal Bureau of Fabrication, Invention and ‘general Bullsh$t’.  A spokeswoman explained that the outgoing director, James Corney, … Continue reading

May 25, 2017 · Leave a comment

Mother of All Bombs ‘disappointed’ in I.S.


With the withering wrath that only a mother knows, a bomb was dropped on an Afghan tunnel complex, with the attached message ‘You never phone me’.  Unleashing the full fury … Continue reading

April 18, 2017 · Leave a comment

Trump gets first full erection


President Trump announced to the world’s press that with his missile strikes on Syria, the US was entering a heightened military state – to match his own elevated level arousal.  … Continue reading

April 11, 2017 · Leave a comment

Sesame Street introduces ‘orange faced muppet’


Having tackled the stigma of autism with the character of Julia, Sesame Workshop has decided to raise awareness of what it is like to be a President ‘no one likes’.  … Continue reading

April 6, 2017 · Leave a comment

Trump ‘unemployed’ according to tax return


After much speculation, a leak to the Press has revealed that Donald Trump’s declared income in 2005 comprised of loose change found in his pocket and an invalid Starbucks’ loyalty … Continue reading

April 4, 2017 · Leave a comment

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