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Weimar Republic unconvinced that a Twitter ban will stop fascism

There is a school of thought that suggests bad things are solved by pretending they are not there; and it is this logic that convinces us that erasing Trump’s Twitter … Continue reading

January 18, 2021 · 2 Comments

Rioters storm US Capitol to find someone who can count

Frustrated voters suffering from dyscalculia attacked Congress, clamouring to know why Joe Biden’s 306 electoral votes were a larger number than 232.  They demanded answers to complex questions of democracy; … Continue reading

January 11, 2021 · 2 Comments

When Trump goes, what will we talk about?

  There is a dawning realization, that half of all banter will now be devoid of Trump.  Satirists and journalist will need to go back to their day jobs, said … Continue reading

November 12, 2020 · Leave a comment

Remainers ready to call for second US election

Donald Trump has found an unlikely ally in his fight to have the election overturned and replaced with Mad Max III.  British Remainers insist that the election was stolen and … Continue reading

November 9, 2020 · Leave a comment

Disappointment the outright winner of US election

Despite key states still being in the balance, news stations have projected a win for a ‘feckless, old white man’.  The next incumbent of the White House is 99% likely … Continue reading

November 5, 2020 · Leave a comment

Tiger King third in line of Presidential succession

As we all know Nancy Pelosi, as Speaker, is set to become President should both Trump and Pence succumb to Coronavirus, but what is less well known, is that the … Continue reading

October 8, 2020 · Leave a comment

Trump paid $750 in tax, more than expected

Revelations, in the New York Times, that the Mr. Trump may have inadvertently helped others financially, has undermined his Presidency, the American Dream and the memory of his father, Scrooge … Continue reading

October 5, 2020 · Leave a comment

Concern that Trump may have kissed Biden during debates

With the President and the First Lady both testing positive for Covid-19, voters fear that Mr. Biden may have also caught the virus during the obligatory handshake or from the … Continue reading

October 2, 2020 · Leave a comment

Don’t vote for that racist sex-pest, says Biden and Trump

In what is being billed as a choice between radically different flavours of vanilla, the Presidential race is hotting up to be a brutal fight between magnolia and beige. Unfortunately, … Continue reading

May 21, 2020 · 1 Comment

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