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Trump visit to put the potato famine into perspective


The people of Ireland are braced for the arrival of Donald Trump, with many likening it to the birth of Jedward.  Historically Ireland has had more than its fair share … Continue reading

September 17, 2018 · Leave a comment

Trump ‘shamed’ into resigning. Ha! Only kidding, he has no shame.


With evidence implicating him in election fraud, the death of Archduke Ferdinand and the Fall of Rome, President Trump remains serenely ‘at large’, except when it comes to the size … Continue reading

August 28, 2018 · Leave a comment

Trump postpones military junta ‘to 2019’


President Trump’s plans for a Veterans’ Day military parade followed by a star-spangled dictatorship, have been delayed due to a shortage of tan-green uniforms in his size. Organizers have had … Continue reading

August 22, 2018 · Leave a comment

Trump’s Space Force to include Jar Jar Binks


President Trump plans to launch a new military franchise, with all the key components of a George Lucas idea; such as numerous plot holes and one too many Death Stars.  … Continue reading

August 2, 2018 · Leave a comment

Putin congratulates ‘sleeper agent’ Trump


Dmitry Trumpski, formerly of Moscow’s School for Backward Boys, has met his KGB handler in Helsinki for the first time, in order to explain why nobody has, as yet, spotted … Continue reading

July 23, 2018 · Leave a comment

May boasts: ‘Trump told me to sh$g my own daughter’


In a series of elaborate dares, President Trump has not only insisted that the Prime Minister sues the EU, but that she also does a strip-tease for whole twenty seconds … Continue reading

July 18, 2018 · Leave a comment

Trump hoping to train a new generation of cage fighters


The President’s controversial policy of separating migrant children from their parents and keeping them in cages, has been fully supported by the mixed martial-arts fraternity and the makers of galvanized … Continue reading

July 5, 2018 · Leave a comment

Lex Luthor in favour of ‘Man of Steel’ tariff


One particular business magnate and philanthropist has spoken of his support for President Trump imposing a 25% tariff on squeaky-clean superheroes.  On Twitter Mr. Trump welcomed the endorsement of a … Continue reading

June 19, 2018 · Leave a comment

Not slept with Donald Trump? You might be eligible for a big, one-off payment


Thousands of hard working sex-workers may be eligible for $130,000, if they think they may have experienced a ‘Presidential Poking Injury’ (or PPI).  If you think you or a relative, … Continue reading

May 15, 2018 · Leave a comment

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