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Trump’s Space Force to include Jar Jar Binks


President Trump plans to launch a new military franchise, with all the key components of a George Lucas idea; such as numerous plot holes and one too many Death Stars.  … Continue reading

August 2, 2018 · Leave a comment

Putin congratulates ‘sleeper agent’ Trump


Dmitry Trumpski, formerly of Moscow’s School for Backward Boys, has met his KGB handler in Helsinki for the first time, in order to explain why nobody has, as yet, spotted … Continue reading

July 23, 2018 · Leave a comment

May boasts: ‘Trump told me to sh$g my own daughter’


In a series of elaborate dares, President Trump has not only insisted that the Prime Minister sues the EU, but that she also does a strip-tease for whole twenty seconds … Continue reading

July 18, 2018 · Leave a comment

Trump hoping to train a new generation of cage fighters


The President’s controversial policy of separating migrant children from their parents and keeping them in cages, has been fully supported by the mixed martial-arts fraternity and the makers of galvanized … Continue reading

July 5, 2018 · Leave a comment

Lex Luthor in favour of ‘Man of Steel’ tariff


One particular business magnate and philanthropist has spoken of his support for President Trump imposing a 25% tariff on squeaky-clean superheroes.  On Twitter Mr. Trump welcomed the endorsement of a … Continue reading

June 19, 2018 · Leave a comment

Not slept with Donald Trump? You might be eligible for a big, one-off payment


Thousands of hard working sex-workers may be eligible for $130,000, if they think they may have experienced a ‘Presidential Poking Injury’ (or PPI).  If you think you or a relative, … Continue reading

May 15, 2018 · Leave a comment

Syrians cancel holiday to Iran


Hardworking and shell-shocked Syrians, who were hoping for a well-earned break from chemical weapons, can no longer rely on Iran as a bomb-free destination. Holiday firms are advising customers, that … Continue reading

May 14, 2018 · Leave a comment

UK: ‘Can we have Kim Jong-un rather than Trump?’


Faced with a Friday the 13th dinner date with Donald Trump, UK diplomats have asked if we could have a visitor that is more moderate, stable and with a more … Continue reading

May 2, 2018 · Leave a comment

May launches terrorist apprenticeships


Using illegal military strikes in Syria, Theresa May’s new ‘terrorist apprenticeship scheme’ has got off to a real bang!  With the modest investment of several hundred million pounds in bombs, … Continue reading

April 19, 2018 · Leave a comment

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