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Turkish hospital gowns stealing the jobs of English hospital gowns

Members of the Brexit Party have been outraged by the influx of foreign PPE, preventing good, honest Brits from developing the Coronavirus. Truck-loads of gowns have been sneaking over the … Continue reading

May 4, 2020 · Leave a comment

Turkey’s jihadist curriculum ‘not traditional enough’, says Gove

While generally in favour of the controversial plan to give Turkey’s children a more religious and conservative education, the UK’s former Education Secretary said there was a missed opportunity to … Continue reading

September 4, 2017 · Leave a comment

Theresa May finds peace in her time

In a brazen attempt to give Neville Chamberlain a run for his money, the Prime Minister has decided that the easiest way to deal with acts of fascism is to … Continue reading

January 31, 2017 · Leave a comment

Turkey starts school holidays early

President Erdogan has announced that ‘school’s out for summer’, prompted by him putting all subversive teaching staff under house arrest. With 21,000 teachers removed from post and banned from travelling … Continue reading

August 1, 2016 · Leave a comment

Turkey blames Eagle for Lame Duck

Having insinuated that the U.S. was behind the failed coup in Istanbul, President Erdogan has now accused Labour’s back-benchers of masterminding ‘another in a long line of cock ups’.  While … Continue reading

July 25, 2016 · Leave a comment

Turkish buffer to be replaced by turkey buffet

Having been criticised with their indiscriminate bombing of Kurdish forces, the Turkish military is to redirect their efforts against IS with a ‘devastatingly unpleasant’ all-you-can-eat offer. Assisted by the US, … Continue reading

August 5, 2015 · Leave a comment

Turkish President claims not all Presidents are equal

Recep Tayyip Erdogan has made a bold claim that not all State Leaders are elected equally. Gesturing to his own $350 million (€270 million) Presidential residence, Mr. Erdogan made it … Continue reading

December 8, 2014 · 5 Comments

“This Summer’s top holiday destination…Kurdistan!”

Travel experts are advising all refugees to book their dream holiday today! With a world of war-torn locales to choose from; this year’s Red Crescent destination is impoverished Kurdistan. With … Continue reading

August 23, 2013 · 2 Comments

“Erdogan threatens Turkish Wombles”

In what some commentators see as a “final warning”, Turkey’s Prime Minister has issued a demand for the protesting Wombles to vacate the central park in Istanbul. So far plans … Continue reading

June 14, 2013 · 8 Comments

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