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No one notices Trump’s ‘My Space’ account deleted


While the deactivation of President Trump’s Twitter account has caused consternation, very few people have noticed the absence of Mr, Trump on ‘Friends Reunited’. Likewise social media users seem unconcerned … Continue reading

November 7, 2017 · 2 Comments

You’re not multitasking, you’re just not concentrating


Scientists have finally called bullsh$t on the phrase ‘multi-task’; which has become an umbrella term for ‘not finishing’ the job in hand. Instead, prevaricators now use the phrase to cover … Continue reading

September 27, 2017 · Leave a comment

Kate Bush endorsed Rolf, now Theresa


Twitter is aflame with righteous indignation, as pop’s own Earth Mother has described Theresa May as ‘wonderful’ and at least on par with Stephen Fry’s atonal nonsense on ‘50 Words … Continue reading

December 14, 2016 · Leave a comment

Islamic State tweets ‘haters gonna hate’


Hacking into the US military’s Centcom account, hackers working for IS have sent a clear message to the world that ‘Harry Styles is lush’. Using social media, the terrorist organisation … Continue reading

January 26, 2015 · Leave a comment

World mourns Robin Williams in 140 characters or less


While the well-loved actor and comedian sadly took his own life at 63, the world’s grief seems to have been condensed into a series of trite sound-bites. Despite his participation … Continue reading

August 15, 2014 · Leave a comment

Police launch new ‘999Haters’ service to combat trolls


Now that over 50% of UK policing is focused on social media complaints, senior officers are set to invest in a first response system to combat internet ‘meanness’, aggressive emoticons … Continue reading

July 25, 2014 · Leave a comment

1D-Day commemorates the death of music


Veterans, historians and ‘girls with retainers’ were united in marking a day of remembrance for ‘our boys’ struggle to overcome ‘lack-lustre hair’, no musical ability and the Nazi occupation of … Continue reading

June 13, 2014 · Leave a comment

Police search for child who drew on Harry Styles


Law enforcement agencies are on alert for the perpetrator of multiple acts of vandalism upon a much loved British landmark and source of teenage fantasy. Reports have emerged that Harry … Continue reading

May 21, 2014 · Leave a comment

Toxicology report confirms Peaches Geldof died of ’hereditary stupidity’


While the police have opened an investigation into who supplied the socio-political-ninny with a fatal dose of heroin, the wider question is who supplied her with the ‘idiot gene’. Having … Continue reading

May 8, 2014 · Leave a comment

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