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Yemen children advised to eat British shrapnel


With 85,000 children, under the age of five, dead from malnutrition – those remaining in Yemen have been advised to ‘tuck in’ to all the delicious debris and mouth-watering, unexploded, … Continue reading

December 3, 2018 · Leave a comment

British exports reduce the number of rogue school buses


The people of Yemen expressed their gratitude that the UK arms industry has helpfully culled their excess of school children. The move has been particularly welcomed by middle class parents … Continue reading

August 13, 2018 · Leave a comment

Carillion used May’s ‘strong and stable’ cement mix


Construction giant Carillion is on the verge of collapse after taking building advice from Theresa May – a leader with all the durability of aluminum siding.  Unbeknownst to Carillion, the … Continue reading

January 17, 2018 · Leave a comment

UK interest rate raised to ‘mildly curious’


The Bank of England is considering injecting some enthusiasm into being British, with a 0.25% increase in engaging anecdotes and witty comments. Economists fear a stagnation in the nation’s ability … Continue reading

November 13, 2017 · Leave a comment

Britain ‘just not comfortable’ with winning


Winning World Cups and the F1 Championship are all very well, but the UK does not look good smiling triumphantly – partly because of mediocre dentistry, but mainly due to … Continue reading

November 8, 2017 · Leave a comment

UK’s laser weapon will replace flying monkeys


The Minister for Defence Procurement, Harriet Baldwin, has said that Theresa May’s traditional mode of defence – puffing up like an adder – needs to be updated. A £30m prototype … Continue reading

February 7, 2017 · Leave a comment

Theresa May finds peace in her time


In a brazen attempt to give Neville Chamberlain a run for his money, the Prime Minister has decided that the easiest way to deal with acts of fascism is to … Continue reading

January 31, 2017 · Leave a comment

Brexit challenged after fifth Xmas whiskey


While the Supreme Court mulls over legal ephemera, the real Brexit debate is to be re-visited by drunken relatives throughout the festive period.  Emboldened by copious lashings of egg-nog, the … Continue reading

December 27, 2016 · Leave a comment

UK gives Yemen a Xmas stuffing


In this season of peace and love, it is not just turkeys who are getting chestnuts rammed up their jacksie and a Hakim cruise missile down their chimney.  This year … Continue reading

December 21, 2016 · Leave a comment

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