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Tommy Robinson less of an ‘advisor’, more of a ‘cautionary tale’


The co-founder of the English Defence League is to help UKIP members on how to spot dangerous extremists – starting with himself.  Through a fusion of experimental kabuki theatre and … Continue reading

December 4, 2018 · Leave a comment

UKIP to advise Greens on how to pick a new leader


With five new leaders in the last fortnight, UKIP are well placed to offer advice on how to run a rigorous selection process, followed by a ‘bun fight’. Although poltically … Continue reading

June 13, 2018 · Leave a comment

Henry Bolton’s wife’s ‘I told you so’ face enters its second month


UKIP’s national executive has backed a vote of no confidence by Mr Bolton’s three wives and numerous au pairs.  Political commentators are saying it is a rejection of the UKIP … Continue reading

January 25, 2018 · Leave a comment

Murdoch says you can vote now


Our benevolent overlord, Rupert Murdoch, has granted a day of democracy for the collective chattel – provided, of course, they vote for his preferred minion.  To help us in our … Continue reading

June 8, 2017 · Leave a comment

Paul Nuttall ‘played centre forward’ for Liverpool


UKIP’s new leader has made the bold claim that he played alongside Kenny Dalglish in the 1978 European Cup Final. Standing in the Stoke by-election, Mr. Nuttal further declared that … Continue reading

March 7, 2017 · Leave a comment

Alf Garnett too late to stop Brexit


Frustratingly the BBC’s re-boot of ‘Till Death Us Do Part’ has missed its chance to spread a message of brotherly love to wavering Referendum voters.  Alf’s sage commentary on multi-culturalism … Continue reading

August 15, 2016 · Leave a comment

We’ll all be bummed by space monkeys – warns Farage‏


UKIPs leader has unveiled a stark vision of continued EU membership which involves being impregnated by alien simians and being force fed spicy food. Mr. Farage, standing beneath the logo … Continue reading

June 20, 2016 · Leave a comment

Hard Working Families to be given extra votes


Now that the entire General Election revolves around glowing generalities, a cross-party committee of MPs has agreed that greater representation should be given to positive, abstract concepts. So with the … Continue reading

April 30, 2015 · Leave a comment

Millions watch racist MEP totally ‘eclipse’ racist Party Leader


School children, wearing protective goggles, were treated to the rare glimpse of Nigel Farage’s face been obscured in tabloid papers by reports of a fraudulent UKIP colleague, Janice Atkinson. The … Continue reading

March 26, 2015 · Leave a comment

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