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Turkish buffer to be replaced by turkey buffet


Having been criticised with their indiscriminate bombing of Kurdish forces, the Turkish military is to redirect their efforts against IS with a ‘devastatingly unpleasant’ all-you-can-eat offer. Assisted by the US, … Continue reading

August 5, 2015 · Leave a comment

World’s largest gunrunner oddly concerned that we might not buy their guns‏


By a strange coincidence Europe’s recent cutbacks to NATO spending, has prompted a shrill response from the military–industrial complex of the United States. US Military experts and diplomats are so … Continue reading

March 18, 2015 · Leave a comment

10 million refugees would have liked socks for Christmas


While many of us, fattened like the long departed turkey, cast aspersions over the imaginative gifts we received; one corner of the world would be grateful for any present. Syrian … Continue reading

January 21, 2015 · Leave a comment

New ‘Dad’s Army’ cast ill-prepared for Ebola storyline


Scriptwriter Hamish McColl has been told that he needs to ‘reboot’ his big-screen remake of the 70’s sitcom, in a way that reflects the perils of modern warfare. To this … Continue reading

October 22, 2014 · 6 Comments

UN Climate Meetings are now the greatest source of greenhouse gases


Environmental protesters have demanded urgent action to combat the ‘unheralded level of dissembling chatter’ emanating from New York’s climate summit. Hundreds of thousands of marchers in more than 2,000 locations … Continue reading

October 9, 2014 · 5 Comments

Poland braced for a massive invasion of déjà vu


As Russia reduces gas exports to Poland by 45%, officials in Warsaw have begun contingency plans for the inevitable attack by Vladimir Putin’s troops. ‘It’s only a matter of time,’ … Continue reading

September 24, 2014 · 3 Comments

$1bn to fight Ebola, if Ebola agrees to be a bit more ‘Islamishy’‏


President Obama has offered to send 3,000 American troops to Liberia to help fight the virus outbreak ‘on the proviso’ that Ebola adopts a more Jihadist approach. In turn the … Continue reading

September 23, 2014 · Leave a comment

Cameron raises terror threat level from ‘Boring’ to ‘Arms industry needs sales’


Despite the risk of being sued by Aesop for stealing the plot to ‘The Boy Who Cried Wolf’, the Coalition Government has once more increased alert levels of a risk … Continue reading

September 2, 2014 · 3 Comments

The rest of the world needs to stop depressing us, complains UK‏


Just as the Summer Hols passes its zenith, many British holidaymakers have been left frustrated by the international community’s failure to ‘chill out’ and ‘…enjoy the start of the Premiership … Continue reading

August 28, 2014 · 2 Comments

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