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Extremist groups mobilize over the cost of a three-bedroom house in London


New research by the Home Office suggest that Islamic State militants attempt to found a caliphate in northern Iraq may be motivated by the spiralling cost of the UK’s rental … Continue reading

August 26, 2014 · Leave a comment

Israel sends ‘peacekeepers’ to Ferguson, Missouri


After decades of military support from the US, the Israeli Government has said it is now their turn to reciprocate; by bringing ‘…peace, prosperity and a lot of rocket fire’ … Continue reading

August 22, 2014 · Leave a comment

Assange leaves embassy to become Crystal Palace’s new manager


Despite having been trapped in the Ecuadorean embassy since June 2012, the lure of taking over London’s tenth most important football club has proved too much for Julian Assange. His … Continue reading

August 20, 2014 · Leave a comment

US to release Greatest Hits; from ‘Iraqi Nights’to ‘The ballad of George III’


Members of the music press were delighted to hear that President Barack Obama has agreed to a compilation of military successes from the US back catalogue. Many die hard fans … Continue reading

August 18, 2014 · Leave a comment

Russia phones National Bullying Helpline


In the weepy small hours of the weekend, the peoples of the Russian Federation jammed phone lines with complaints of harassment and online bullying by members of the UN. In … Continue reading

July 31, 2014 · 2 Comments

Hague cunningly quits as Foreign Secretary just before World War 3


As passenger airlines are shot down, the Middle-East descends into even greater chaos and American Idol enters its 13th season – all the portents are shaping up nicely for a … Continue reading

July 22, 2014 · 2 Comments

Gaza just needs better Health & Safety provision


While many have tried to end decades of conflict in the Palestinian occupied territories, there is a growing feeling in the international community that the only way to achieve regional … Continue reading

July 18, 2014 · Leave a comment

China and South Korea agree to have North Korea ‘sectioned’


The key topic for discussion over the next two days in Seoul is how to send an entire nation to the ‘booby hatch’. According to Beijing, under the Mental Health … Continue reading

July 15, 2014 · Leave a comment

ISA declares a Fundamentalist Retail Investment Arrangement


Hot on the heels of the success of ISIS rebels in establishing an Islamic state amid the broken remains of Syria and Northern Iraq, the jihadist wing of the Individual … Continue reading

July 2, 2014 · 1 Comment

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