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US to release Greatest Hits; from ‘Iraqi Nights’to ‘The ballad of George III’


Members of the music press were delighted to hear that President Barack Obama has agreed to a compilation of military successes from the US back catalogue. Many die hard fans … Continue reading

August 18, 2014 · Leave a comment

House Republicans to sue the poor


Having passed a resolution to sue President Barack Obama for constitutional over-reach, the US House of Representatives has decided to extend their frivolous litigation to include anyone ‘…who makes us … Continue reading

August 14, 2014 · Leave a comment

Israel shuns peace deal in favour of a good PR firm


The Israeli Knesset has rejected the Gaza peace proposal put forward by US Secretary of State, John Kerry, in favour of a modest 12-hour truce – purposely designed to be … Continue reading

July 29, 2014 · Leave a comment

World reacts with ‘surprising’ speed to Nigerian abduction – one month later


With the coiled energy of a tortoise on Prozac, the international community has sprung to the aid of the frantic families of over 200 missing Nigerian schoolgirls. As most crime-fighting … Continue reading

May 8, 2014 · Leave a comment

Syria was sooooooo last year!


Despite entering their third year of civil war many Syrians are starting to look drab, unwashed and unloved in comparison to fashionable parts of crisis-torn Eastern Europe. Once considered ‘quite … Continue reading

April 24, 2014 · Leave a comment

Russian invasion would infringe US/UK copyright


Prime Minister David Cameron has sent a stark warning to the Russian ambassador to London, saying that any military intervention in the Ukraine would be in serious breach of international … Continue reading

March 7, 2014 · Leave a comment

US begs to be included in China’s air zone


Joe Biden has made an impassioned plea for Beijing to stop narrowly defining their sphere of influence as ‘just East Asia’. Speaking to journalists the Vice-President made it clear that … Continue reading

December 13, 2013 · Leave a comment

Chimp rejects US citizenship


In a landmark decision, by mankind’s closest living relative, chimpanzees have voted overwhelming to reject North American naturalization. The Nonhuman Rights Project is appealing for ‘Tommy’ the chimp to be … Continue reading

December 9, 2013 · Leave a comment

‘Zimmerman mellows with age’


The American public have been reassured that George Zimmerman has moved from murderous racism to the merest hint of misogyny. Psychologists have acknowledged that pointing a shotgun at your girlfriend … Continue reading

November 21, 2013 · Leave a comment

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