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White supremacist killer accused of plagiarism


As the US reels from the shock of another gun massacre, lawyers for other killers have demanded a percentage of any advertising revenue or ‘thoughts and prayers’. They argue that … Continue reading

August 15, 2019 · Leave a comment

Tankers for the memories


Who said the age of romance and piracy is not dead? Iran, the UK and the US are all desperate to hold onto any little memento of one another, particular … Continue reading

July 25, 2019 · Leave a comment

Coal rebranded as ‘Liberty Nuggets’


Having renamed gas exports as ‘molecules of freedom’, the US energy department has taken the unusual step of calling carbon emissions ‘God’s breath’, global warming is described as ‘frost redemption’ … Continue reading

July 8, 2019 · Leave a comment

US finds Iranian boat on top of Salisbury cathedral


In what cynics are describing as a convenient turn of events, the CIA has said they have found irrefutable evidence that Iran is behind recent tanker attacks; leaving behind lost … Continue reading

June 25, 2019 · Leave a comment

Afghanistan 10, Rest of the World 0


What does the British, Soviet and American Empires have in common – besides an excessive amount of other people’s oil – could it be a complete failure to defeat one … Continue reading

March 21, 2019 · Leave a comment

Venezuela offers to help depose US despot


Thousands of angry protestors against ‘El Naranja Presidente’ took to the streets of Washington to protest the longest running government shutdown.  In solidarity, the people of Venezuela said they would … Continue reading

February 11, 2019 · Leave a comment

Half a billion for one white kid sounds about right


A US District Court judge has insisted that North Korea pay damages for the arrest and torture of student who was inadvertently caught being white, rich and stupid. Otto Warmbier … Continue reading

December 31, 2018 · Leave a comment

Syrian boy completes Panini ‘album of bombs’


Lucky Karam Mansour (12) has had the good fortune to have been bombed with every form of ballistics and by every conceivable nation.  This has allowed him to finish his … Continue reading

April 16, 2018 · Leave a comment

126m Facebook users check out Russia’s relationship status


Evidence has emerged that millions of Americans are now stalking Russia online, desperate to know who they are dating and when they attended Novosibirsk State University.  Just like a creepy-ex, … Continue reading

November 2, 2017 · Leave a comment

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