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Afghanistan 10, Rest of the World 0


What does the British, Soviet and American Empires have in common – besides an excessive amount of other people’s oil – could it be a complete failure to defeat one … Continue reading

March 21, 2019 · Leave a comment

Venezuela offers to help depose US despot


Thousands of angry protestors against ‘El Naranja Presidente’ took to the streets of Washington to protest the longest running government shutdown.  In solidarity, the people of Venezuela said they would … Continue reading

February 11, 2019 · Leave a comment

Half a billion for one white kid sounds about right


A US District Court judge has insisted that North Korea pay damages for the arrest and torture of student who was inadvertently caught being white, rich and stupid. Otto Warmbier … Continue reading

December 31, 2018 · Leave a comment

Syrian boy completes Panini ‘album of bombs’


Lucky Karam Mansour (12) has had the good fortune to have been bombed with every form of ballistics and by every conceivable nation.  This has allowed him to finish his … Continue reading

April 16, 2018 · Leave a comment

126m Facebook users check out Russia’s relationship status


Evidence has emerged that millions of Americans are now stalking Russia online, desperate to know who they are dating and when they attended Novosibirsk State University.  Just like a creepy-ex, … Continue reading

November 2, 2017 · Leave a comment

Jericho loses US Wall contract


Canaan’s favourite ‘brickies’ have lost out in their bid to build the US border wall, due to substantial structural weaknesses when confronted with a traditional Mexican brass band.  Likewise Pink … Continue reading

September 7, 2017 · Leave a comment

North Korea asks – Do you feel lucky? Well? Do ya, punk?


Unsure as to whether they had recently tested six intercontinental ballistic missiles or only five, the DPRK [Democratic People’s Republic of Korea] increased their rhetoric against the US by waving … Continue reading

August 21, 2017 · Leave a comment

Theresa May finds peace in her time


In a brazen attempt to give Neville Chamberlain a run for his money, the Prime Minister has decided that the easiest way to deal with acts of fascism is to … Continue reading

January 31, 2017 · Leave a comment

Hilary grabs Trump by the balls


In a surprise deviation from the customary handshake, Mrs Clinton decided to open the second Presidential debate with an intimate ‘cupping’ of her opponent.  Citing ‘locker-room’ hijinks as her justification, … Continue reading

October 13, 2016 · Leave a comment

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