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Caption Competition: No one could persuade Bill to get his haemorrhoids seen to.


WINNER: No one could persuade Bill to get his haemorrhoids seen to. (from Al O’Pecia) RUNNERS UP James & the Giant Peach had not aged well (From FloTop5) How to … Continue reading

October 19, 2019 · 2 Comments

Caption Competition: So, this is the one who admitted to ‘Voting Leave’!


WINNER: So, this is the one who admitted to ‘Voting Leave’! (from Inchcock) RUNNERS UP:  Harvey Weinstein still at large (from SchoolJumper) Recently sainted Cardinal John Henry Newman gets frisky … Continue reading

October 13, 2019 · 1 Comment

Caption Competition: Post-Brexit dress code revealed.


WINNER Post-Brexit dress code revealed. (from Al O’Pecia) RUNNERS UP Man Utd, sign new players… (from Inchcock) Donald Trump interviews new wife (from CallToWork3) Theresa May’s ‘feminist’ legacy (from %55Albe) … Continue reading

October 6, 2019 · 2 Comments

Caption Competition: ‘Ah, an independent hairdresser!’


WINNER: ‘Ah, an independent hairdresser!’ (from Inchcock) How d’ya want it eh? Oh cut short y’say, just like an English MP’s extra five week holiday eh? Och, I’m so funny…’ … Continue reading

September 29, 2019 · 2 Comments

Caption Competition: ‘If you want my body, and you think I’m sexy… ‘


WINNER: ‘If you want my body, and you think I’m sexy…’ (from @Syco_babble)     One Brexit was too hard, one Brexit was too soft and Jacob found this Brexit … Continue reading

September 22, 2019 · 1 Comment

Caption Competition: Johnson waits with friend for New Deal to turn up.


WINNER: Johnson waits with friend for New Deal to turn up. (From Al O’Pecia) RUNNERS UP PM Johnson is at at the very end of some very big, thick, red … Continue reading

September 14, 2019 · 3 Comments

Caption Competition: When suncream isn’t enough…


WINNER: When suncream isn’t enough… (from wakeyrule) RUNNERS UP What a hill to die on (from SteveHorowitz) Proclaimers finally reach the end (from Hot67Flint) Scotland declares independence from Mars (from … Continue reading

September 7, 2019 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: ‘…and then I said ‘Well, if you say it’s this long Mr Johnson, that’ll be another thing nobody will believe’


WINNER: ‘…and then I said ‘Well, if you say it’s this long Mr Johnson, that’ll be another thing nobody will believe’ (from Bryntin)   RUNNERS UP ‘I hold in my … Continue reading

August 31, 2019 · 1 Comment

Caption Competition: Rainforest becomes sentient and fights back


WINNER: Rainforest becomes sentient and fights back (from EcoAndy_Runny) RUNNERS UP ‘This is what happens if you don’t eat your brussel sprouts’ (from LololaPots) Man drinks cocktail and has alarming … Continue reading

August 25, 2019 · Leave a comment

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