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Caption Competition: Many doubted that Elon Musk’s new invention would saved the trapped Thai boys

WINNER: Many doubted that Elon Musk’s new invention would saved the trapped Thai boys (from SaladDayz) RUNNERS UP He steams into the lead… (from Inchcock) Richard Branson reports the new … Continue reading

July 15, 2018 · 2 Comments

Caption Competition: Trump finally removes his finger from a rather shocked Kim’s anus.

WINNER: Trump finally removes his finger from a rather shocked Kim’s anus. (from ZZRMark) RUNNERS UP ‘Mr President! Mr President! How many times did you swallow?‘ (from Snagbust) ‘How many years … Continue reading

July 8, 2018 · Leave a comment

Ofsted chief insists children use flag semaphore instead of phones

In a crackdown on mobile phone usage, Amanda Spielman has said that students need traditional forms of communication – such as a fax, pagers or a typewriter tied to their … Continue reading

July 3, 2018 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: Say ‘Too much cheese’

WINNER: Say ‘Too much cheese’ (from DavidH) RUNNERS UP ‘Just a quick selfie for my Twitter account, kim!’ ‘What the fuck is Twitter?’ (from @Jimak54) Glorious Leader inspects non-existent nuclear weapons … Continue reading

July 1, 2018 · 3 Comments

Caption Competition: Misfitted air-bags, methinks?

WINNER: Misfitted air-bags, methinks? (from Inchcock) RUNNERS UP “What’s in this bit then”  “Don’t poke that, it’s the septic bag for the toilet” (from Senile_Delinquent) Mr & Mrs Barnum regretted family holidays, … Continue reading

June 23, 2018 · 1 Comment

Caption Competition: Mourinho instantly regrets Bale transfer

Winner: Mourinho instantly regrets Bale transfer (from YogaPantz) RUNNERS UP No you idiot, when I said “We should play Giant Haystacks in goal.” I meant the wrestler. (from Bryntin) Ah, … Continue reading

June 17, 2018 · 2 Comments

Caption Competition: Muscle memory kicks in was schoolboy cries “Heil Hitler” outside St George’s Chapel

WINNER: Muscle memory kicks in was schoolboy cries “Heil Hitler” outside St George’s Chapel. (from Adrian Bamforth) RUNNERS UP: “Now for the vote. By show of hands do we assassinate the … Continue reading

June 9, 2018 · 5 Comments

Caption Competition: Disney Store unveil their new Star Wars Transformers line.

WINNER: Disney Store unveil their new Star Wars Transformers line. (from Adrian Bamforth) RUNNERS UP The Force, Luke. I said use the FORCE, not the 4s… (from “attenburgher) Top Gear find … Continue reading

June 3, 2018 · 2 Comments

East Coast Railway franchise found on Ebay

Listed as having several ‘not so careful’ owners, rail services on the East Coast Main Line have been discovered in a job lot of broken capitalism; alongside Carillion, RBS and … Continue reading

May 30, 2018 · Leave a comment

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