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Caption Competition: ‘It never said in the brochure that the tide went out this far!!’


WINNER:  ‘It never said in the brochure that the tide went out this far!!’ (from Jimbo) RUNNERS UP: He’ll never make it to Cardiff for kick off. (from Jamie Nelmes) … Continue reading

February 23, 2019 · 1 Comment

Caption Competition: Vatican opens new Theme Park with launch of high end shooting gallery.


WINNER: Vatican opens new Theme Park with launch of high end shooting gallery. (from Al O’Pecia) RUNNERS UP Pope proud to show off his attitude to diversity as he welcomes men … Continue reading

February 16, 2019 · 4 Comments

Caption Competition: Pope auditions for Harlem Robetrotters.


WINNER: Pope auditions for Harlem Robetrotters. (from Adrian Bamforth) RUNNERS UP Hand of God. Finger of Pope (from HorleyChocIce) And you stick your finger in the hole like… ah, I see … Continue reading

February 10, 2019 · 2 Comments

Caption Competition: Brexit latest: Man in jungle with abacus and monkeys to decide final deal.


WINNER: Brexit latest: Man in jungle with abacus and monkeys to decide final deal. (from Al O’Pecia) RUNNERS UP Keeper decides he’ll enter ‘Not much meat and a bugger to catch’ … Continue reading

February 3, 2019 · 2 Comments

Caption Competition: ‘Told you, even without a deal there was always going to be a way of getting our prosecco in.’


WINNER: ‘Told you, even without a deal there was always going to be a way of getting our prosecco in.’ (from Bryntin) RUNNERS UP Dam it! No Guinness! (from Inchcock) … Continue reading

January 27, 2019 · 2 Comments

Caption Competition: ‘And I am pleased to announce that Jacob Rees-Mogg has been transported back to the 18th Century’


WINNER: ‘And I am pleased to announce that Jacob Rees-Mogg has been transported back to the 18th Century‘ (from Bryntin) RUNNERS UP Calls for a People’s Vote on 1922 result … Continue reading

January 20, 2019 · 6 Comments

Caption Competition: Fans say the cast of Mummy Mia 2 are too old


WINNER: Fans say the cast of Mummy Mia 2 are too old (from BotTheDot) RUNNERS UP ‘Mr Trump? Wake up – it’s time to go to work’ (From Nicktoon5) Brexit … Continue reading

January 13, 2019 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: If M&S did pigs in blankets…


WINNER: If M&S did pigs in blankets… (from ClareField2) RUNNERS UP If you think I am voting for Trump again go fuck yourself, he’s making a pigs ear out of … Continue reading

December 30, 2018 · Leave a comment

Buy your new Flibbertigibbet Annual – ‘Seagulls on Smack’


Still looking for the perfect Xmas gift or draft-excluder?  Why not invest your pension in a 1,000 copies of the latest Flibbertigibbet New Annual? Once more, we’ve tried to combine … Continue reading

December 26, 2018 · Leave a comment

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