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Man finds God through post-Christmas poo


‘It was a mystical experience,’ claimed Steve McClintock (37). ‘I’m not normally a praying man, but after six big meals and no sh$t, I was begging to have my spirit … Continue reading

January 4, 2021 · 1 Comment

For sale – Schools to serve pints


That’s right, its that time again, when I try to flog a dead horse another annual.  2020 may be the last of these, as Newsbiscuit is planning its own seasonal … Continue reading

December 28, 2020 · Leave a comment

Cummings quits before Xmas, just in time to become Satan’s Little Helper


Christmas has come early for many Remainers, now that Dominic Cummings has agreed to step down to pursue his villainy in the private sector.  Accepting a post with Beelzebub will … Continue reading

November 16, 2020 · Leave a comment

Your five a day counts towards your rule of six


Christmas has been thrown into turmoil, as new Government guidance now includes vegetables towards the number of people that you can safely pull a cracker with.  Explained a Health Official: … Continue reading

November 3, 2020 · Leave a comment

Samuel Beckett wrote Brexit – FLIBBERTIGIBBET ANNUAL 2020


2019 was odder than most. Caught up in election fever and my own personal fantasy to hug Dennis Skinner, I foolishly let myself be persuaded to run for Parliament. Unsurprisingly … Continue reading

December 23, 2019 · Leave a comment

Buy your new Flibbertigibbet Annual – ‘Seagulls on Smack’


Still looking for the perfect Xmas gift or draft-excluder?  Why not invest your pension in a 1,000 copies of the latest Flibbertigibbet New Annual? Once more, we’ve tried to combine … Continue reading

December 26, 2018 · Leave a comment

Elf on the Shelf f$cked your cat


What started as a cute Christmas tradition documenting the nocturnal shenanigans of a festive Imp, has now spiralled into debauchery, missing underwear and one decapitated garden gnome.  To make matters … Continue reading

December 25, 2018 · Leave a comment

Proctologist finds Narnia


Dr. Richard Ahuja has stunned medical circles by discovering a fantasy land, even more implausible than an amicable Brexit.  Using a portal situated in an elderly patient’s rectum, Dr. Ahuja … Continue reading

January 23, 2018 · Leave a comment

Buy your new Flibbertigibbet Annual – ‘Islamic State claim to have written Pet Sounds’


Islamic State was soooo 2017.  Who didn’t have their t-shirt, henna tattoo or hope to date one of the band?  Well, to celebrate them and their favourite news-outlet we have Flibbertigibbet’s … Continue reading

December 25, 2017 · Leave a comment

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