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C of E packed away with the other Xmas decorations


With the tattered remains of festive tinsel, Bishops throughout the land will now be stored back in the loft – alongside forgotten gym equipment, roofing felt and your furtive porn … Continue reading

January 11, 2017 · Leave a comment

Zuzu’s petals found on EBay


With Christmas barely started, unwanted gifts have already flooded EBay; including EU membership, £1000 leather trousers and a Southern Rail franchise.  Worse still, Zuzu Bailey has discovered her father has … Continue reading

January 9, 2017 · Leave a comment

Buy your new Flibbertigibbet Annual – ‘Trump holds back’


What’s worse than a Xmas hangover or the prospect of a Trump-filled 2017?  This is…   …Flibbertigibbet’s fourth and most unwelcome volume yet.  Outrageous news, disgusting lies and piss-poor spelling.  … Continue reading

December 31, 2016 · Leave a comment

Flibbertigibbet’s Comedy Man/Woman/HeShe of the Year 2016


As an annual award, Flibbertigibbet salutes the one individual who has provided the most comedic material for satirical news in the last year. We’ve had many excellent candidates from around … Continue reading

December 29, 2016 · Leave a comment

Pope not Santa


The Vatican has been forced into an embarrassing confession that Pope Francis has been fraudulently passing himself off as an arbitrator of good and bad behaviour, while gorging on turkey-stuffing … Continue reading

December 28, 2016 · Leave a comment

Brexit challenged after fifth Xmas whiskey


While the Supreme Court mulls over legal ephemera, the real Brexit debate is to be re-visited by drunken relatives throughout the festive period.  Emboldened by copious lashings of egg-nog, the … Continue reading

December 27, 2016 · Leave a comment

Hitler’s wife’s knickers ‘still’ an awkward Xmas present


Still looking for that special gift which says silky M&S luxury, yet with a hint of Nazi memorabilia?  Why not splash £3,000 at auction on Eva Braun’s lilac pants; it … Continue reading

November 23, 2016 · Leave a comment

Mein Kampf to be re-published with ‘alternate ending’


Fans of Hitler and the Harry Potter franchise will be pleased to hear that everyone’s favourite political manifesto is to be given a judicious edit in time for the Christmas … Continue reading

February 3, 2016 · Leave a comment

I.S. still in a ‘grump’ over lousy Christmas


Welcoming in the New Year with their customary bonhomie, the so-called Islamic State have broadcast a message to the world of goodwill and summary execution.  Many military analysts have concluded … Continue reading

January 14, 2016 · Leave a comment

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